JokerMachine's comments
<< back to profile
Comments: 636 | Prop Total: 299 | Avg: 0.47
Photo | Video | News | Wall
  • + 1 props
(21 hours ago) (Below Threshold) show comment
Looks good.
  • + 2 props
(1 days ago) (Below Threshold) show comment
Heh, at least I'll have one constant in my life Razz
  • + 1 props
(1 days ago) (Below Threshold) show comment
Кстати... да... ))
  • + 1 props
(1 days ago) (Below Threshold) show comment
We'll see Razz
  • + 1 props
(2 days ago) (Below Threshold) show comment
His name shall be Petronius
  • + 1 props
(2 days ago) (Below Threshold) show comment
I would have gotten something burlier to fit with the theme of the bike, but this is literally the last fork the store had, besides flatland models. Oh well, lifetime warranty. Good enough for me.
  • + 1 props
(2 days ago) (Below Threshold) show comment
You like my wigger cornrows? Razz
  • + 1 props
(2 days ago) (Below Threshold) show comment
No money to buy spokes. A friend back in Lipetsk (my hometown) is hooking me up tomorrow. Yes, I am that broke...
  • + 1 props
(2 days ago) (Below Threshold) show comment
Ha, and a parrot. Parrots own. SQUAAAK
  • + 1 props
(2 days ago) (Below Threshold) show comment
I've got everything I need except spokes and tubes, but everything besides what's in the photos is at my house in Lipetsk. I'll be there over the weekend, so I hope to get it built up over the next few days.
  • + 1 props
(Nov 25, 2009 at 12:42) (Below Threshold) show comment
Nice Nova, I've always liked them. I know you said you're doing drift with it later, but you should jack up the ass and rag the f*ck out of it.
  • + 1 props
(Nov 23, 2009 at 21:55) (Below Threshold) show comment
Ahhh! My T1 came in!
  • + 1 props
(Nov 22, 2009 at 13:21) (Below Threshold) show comment
It's modeled after a Terrible One! It's supposed to look terrible!

(bad joke, sorry)
  • + 1 props
(Nov 22, 2009 at 13:20) (Below Threshold) show comment
That's mega unfair lol I don't even have a job.
  • + 1 props
(Nov 22, 2009 at 13:17) (Below Threshold) show comment
Why, though? It's going to get beat up. Scuffed up. Chipped. A 10-dollar can of transparent paint will work just as well and will be easier to touch up, plus, since you only spent 10 bucks on the paint job, you won't care if you drop the bike and it gets a scratch (OH NOES, A SCRATCH???!)
  • + 1 props
(Nov 22, 2009 at 13:15) (Below Threshold) show comment
I want your job. You get to dip string into wax and get paid for it.
  • + 2 props
(Nov 20, 2009 at 0:08) (Below Threshold) show comment
Transparent would look sick, I think. You can usually get trans paint at hobby shops, take a look there.
  • + 1 props
(Nov 16, 2009 at 12:13) (Below Threshold) show comment
Most certainly will do, broski! T1 is one of my favs as well, all the older guys like Carson and Burns and Alcantara are there... It's a shame Mihelich left, his segment of Grounded is one of my alltime favorites (srsly, backwards luc-e barspin??? what??). Joe Rich ain't bad either.

Stoked on your FBM-made SFA-inspired frame.
  • + 1 props
(Nov 16, 2009 at 3:50) (Below Threshold) show comment
That seattube\seatstay junction looks like older T1's like the Ruben and SFA. Awesome. Also, I'm getting an SFA myself soon (the older MAAS-made one, in dark red).
  • + 1 props
(Nov 5, 2009 at 11:19) (Below Threshold) show comment
This demotivator sucks. Mainly because only you give a shit about your problem.
  • + 1 props
(Nov 5, 2009 at 11:18) (Below Threshold) show comment
Well played.
  • + 1 props
(Oct 24, 2009 at 15:17) (Below Threshold) show comment
You liar. You know you're not.
  • + 1 props
(Oct 24, 2009 at 15:10) (Below Threshold) show comment
Thanks, I think.
  • + 1 props
(Oct 22, 2009 at 0:06) (Below Threshold) show comment
Nah, I'll look at yours and say yours sucks, because you are the one trying to act cool by baggin' on a photo on Pinkbike.
  • + 1 props
(Oct 20, 2009 at 10:14) (Below Threshold) show comment
and your crash album sucks, your point is?
  • + 0 props
(Oct 18, 2009 at 5:12) (Below Threshold) show comment
This wasn't funny when it was first on 4chan, and it still sucks.
  • + 1 props
(Sep 13, 2009 at 17:01) (Below Threshold) show comment
Sounds like any typical lite-weight build nowadays.
  • + 1 props
(Sep 9, 2009 at 8:23) (Below Threshold) show comment
The irony.
  • + 1 props
(Sep 8, 2009 at 20:48) (Below Threshold) show comment
You said "you SICK f*ck", which kind of passes for upset in my book. Wink
  • + 2 props
(Sep 8, 2009 at 12:50) (Below Threshold) show comment
All-Steel. Get it guys, "all-steal"? Nigga stole my bike? Bueller? Bueller?
  • + 1 props
(Sep 8, 2009 at 12:45) (Below Threshold) show comment
Andy apparently has a vagina if he gets upset over a Madeleine McKann joke.
  • + 11 props
(Sep 7, 2009 at 4:14) (Below Threshold) show comment
Shit doesn't always have to be "hardcore" to be cool.
  • + 1 props
(Aug 29, 2009 at 4:34) (Below Threshold) show comment
So how much chain stretch are we looking at?
  • - 2 props
(Aug 28, 2009 at 15:08) (Below Threshold) show comment
twingate +100500 )))
  • - 2 props
(Aug 22, 2009 at 11:05) (Below Threshold) show comment
Can't see any cleavage so I'm reserving judgement.
  • + 6 props
(Aug 22, 2009 at 10:49) (Below Threshold) show comment
A fat, slightly feminine Ron Weasley.
  • + 1 props
(Aug 22, 2009 at 2:15) (Below Threshold) show comment
I lived in Alaska for 15 years of my life (75%), so english is my first language.
  • + 1 props
(Aug 21, 2009 at 12:44) (Below Threshold) show comment
Then you should try replying to what he said, otherwise he won't see shit.
  • + 1 props
(Aug 21, 2009 at 12:02) (Below Threshold) show comment
Thanks for explaining to me what's wrong about where I live.
  • + 1 props
(Aug 21, 2009 at 4:25) (Below Threshold) show comment
I love the composition. This shot would be perfect as a background for a computer if it were available in a larger resolution.
Previous Page1234567891011...1516Next Page